A Coach, Miami, Cocaine, and Chocolate Strippers
Have you ever had one of those days where you wish you could go back to a time when you were hanging with strippers and doing lines of cocaine? On the off chance that you have, have you ever professed your love to a stripper while doing cocaine, and recording it? Most people can say no to most of those statements, but not Chris Goerster, former assistant coach for the Miami Dolphins.
Early Monday a video leaked showing Foerster snorting what looked like cocaine off a desk stating he was headed to a meeting immediately after. Foerster repeatedly professed his love for an unknown person and reminisced about the time they spent doing cocaine together.
Foerster immediately resigned from the Dolphins organization and stated he needed help and support from family, the normal song and dance. Aside from having a serious issue with cocaine (doing it before a work meeting is a good sign you have a problem) he is married and apparently this video was not made for his wife.
The person who released the video is allegedly stripper Kijuana Nige, she is Black and proud and adds an additional twist to this odd story. After posting the video of Chris Foerster snorting lines off a desk, she posted several anti-Trump photos. Nige stated she released the video for accountability reasons, “they roast players over anthems while the coaches be high as sh*t and probably can’t even sing along”.
Chris Foerster has been married since 1985, has two grown kids and one small child according to FABWAGS.
Mrs. Foerster has been a registered nurse for 20 years and as you can imagine isn’t happy about the attention her husband has brought to the family after being caught professing his love for a stripper while snorting lines of cocaine.
The addiction part is something that Chris Foerster has been fighting for a long time and those closest to him already knew about.
They didn’t know about the chocolate strippers and that more than anything else is what is surprising to his colleagues and his wife. His wife actually studied addiction while in college according to Miami Herald.
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